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Dear Tiffany,     I just received your text about how much fun you are having at the live viewing of The Hills finale - “Sorry but this is SO much fun! Red carpet and Usher is rehearsing!” I only LIVE for LC on Monday’s (yes I realize how absurd this sounds but it’s true and I don’t front) and would give my left pinky to be there, but really it’s ok that you didn’t invite me. I’ll wave to you from my sofa tonight. No hard feelings. & next time I get free orchestra  tickets to Kanye I’ll be sure to invite you again. Oh wait, that was you that got those tickets. Well, when I think of what I have to offer, I’ll let you know.        Love, Mari

Dear Tiffany,

I just received your text about how much fun you are having at the live viewing of The Hills finale - “Sorry but this is SO much fun! Red carpet and Usher is rehearsing!” I only LIVE for LC on Monday’s (yes I realize how absurd this sounds but it’s true and I don’t front) and would give my left pinky to be there, but really it’s ok that you didn’t invite me. I’ll wave to you from my sofa tonight. No hard feelings.

& next time I get free orchestra tickets to Kanye I’ll be sure to invite you again. Oh wait, that was you that got those tickets. Well, when I think of what I have to offer, I’ll let you know.

Love,
Mari